Two games into the season, its time for some snap judgements! The optimist in me sees big things ahead, while the pessimist in me is grumbling over another tumbler of scotch.
Empty: Ryan Mathews is averaging a fumble a game. He's Adrian Peterson without the production.
Full: Its only because his enormous muscles make it hard for him to secure the ball.
Full: Ryan Mathews apparently has magical healing abilities.
Empty: If he's so tough, why did he get hurt in the first place?
Empty: We're gonna trade VJ to the Vikes, who will then beat us in the Super Bowl on a TD he scores.
Full: At least we'll get their draft picks in a draft which probably won't happen.
Full: No punt coverage breakdowns this week.
Empty: No need for coverage when the punt is blocked.
Full: Ryan Mathews respects his elders.
Empty: Calling him "Coach Norv"? Come on kid, that's just wrong.
Full: We are strongly favored against the Seahawks.
Empty: An incredibly loud stadium in an place where it rains 90% of the time. Sound familiar?
Full: Antoine Cason is playing great and is also a great interview.
Empty: Mathematically, compared to Cro, there's a far lower chance he will produce a talented offspring.
Empty: The506.com has apparently gone away, so we don't have our coverage maps.
Full: "The game is blacked out". What else do you need to know?
Empty: The Chiefs are currently in first place.
Full: The Chiefs are currently in first place.
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Whats wrong with "Coach Norv"?
You had to see it. He talks like a 12 year old nerd.
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