NFL Picks: Week 8

Not bad last week, picks wise: I went 9-5, so my season record is now a virile 57-25-4. Try to keep your panties on, ladies.

As always, home team in caps, picks in bold, and the commentary is just sexy.

IGGLES -8.5 Dirty Birds

Jim Jones should blitz the Irish right out of Matt Ryan.

Chefs +13 That two timing hick slut

Time for another miracle performance by Herm's boys. And by miracle I mean they will lose by only 10.

UPDATE: For the second week in a row, there will be no LJ for the Chiefs, so for the second week in a row I'm changing my pick and going against them. JETS -13.

PATS -7 The Best team in Football (for the last 2 weeks)

Two teams coming off big blowout wins which are supposed to turn around their seasons. This wasn't planned very well, as only one of them could possibly win this week.

FISH +1.5 Bills

This could be a great game. Hard to imagine anyone saying that when the schedule came out in April.

RAVENS -7 Jamarcus Russell

The tubby one will commit 3+ turnovers, and the drunk one doesn't have enough leg to overcome that and beat the spread.

SKINS -7.5 The new Rule # 1

I doubt the Skins are nice enough to help another shitty visiting team get in the win column.

PANTHERS -4.5 Buzzsaw

Early game for a team flying west to east. Check please.

PennyHill -3 Hertfordshire

Gotta have it. Again. Its like we're a team of meth addicts.

Gay Zorro +2.5 PACMAN DOWN WID IT

I'd love to see these guys have a run in.

Kitties +9.5 MOO COWS

No way. No way do the Texans give 10 points to a team with no QB, no defense and a dumbass Wide Reciever who is about to become Dr. Huxtables son in law.

JAGS -7 L.T. Winslow's swollen man melons

After all he's been through, serving our country.... its so tragic...

Big Blue +2 STILLERS

The already married-off Members of the QB debutante class of 2004 square off. Thats alright, Rivers doesn't need a ring like you crazy attention whores. He has his Piggly Wiggly shirt, which is way cooler.

49ERS -5 Seachickens

Good God, what an awful game. And no Mike Nolan in his fancy Reebok Suit. Sad. At least The Samurai gets his chance to take the reins of an (ahem) "NFL Team".

Colts +4 TITANS

You know it too. Everything points to a Titans Romp, which is why the Colts will crush them.